Johnnyboy

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-04-13T21:23:00

2005-04-14T01:46:15Z

Alright, here's an Update.
This is my schedule as of late. School, Julie, Skating, DDR, WoW. I don't do anything but that. Now i know what your asking yourself, "But John, spring break is in 2 days...what are your plans then? Surely not sitting inside playing video games a vast majority of the time". And Your right, I'm not gunna be sitting in my house a vast majority of the time. Most of the time will be video games, the rest will be trying to hang out with Julie while she's not working her cute booty off, and the rest.....Skating. So basically...to sum it up, My spring break is nothing more then every other day minus school haha. WOOO HOOO. I wish my family wasn't poor and i could actually leave this state for once haha.

Okay, so now we got spring break and my activities out of the way so im sure your next question is, "John...How are you and Julie". Well lemme tell you. One word my friend, Freakingperfectbeyondanythingimaginable. Yup, everything is going swell. Cause i mean seriously, for the first time since i was born, i am happy with EVERY aspect of our relationship. She's not boring, She's fun to talk to, I can be playful with her, We can joke, We can be serious, When we argue - It's always constructive...never destructive haha. And it's almost been 6months since we started officially dating and It still continues to feel like the first time i knew i loved her. Each kiss is even more special then the previous :D. I dunno, i just love her muchos muchos.

Im listening to David Bowie right now and its splendid.
Im talking to Julie, which is even more splendid.

Im reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, cause i finally found a copy and it is a flippin delite lemme tell you. I'm very much enjoying this book.

Julie is amazing.....

I dont really know what else to talk about.....My life is dull...Julie makes it exciting though :)

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-03-17T18:02:00

2005-03-17T23:03:08Z

Dance the night away by karchan85
Name
What you Look like
The Music	DDR

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Life is beautiful

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-03-08T00:41:00

2005-03-08T05:41:43Z

After reviewing my friends i have come to the answer for the 5 poeple questions on my previous survey.

If you were stranded on an isle what 5 friends would i bring?

Well now lets break this down a bit. First, i need to think who is macho and manly and could build shit. Well thats Justin Schifano, he's huge...he's mighty, and if we were attacked he'd kill everyone. Thats 1 down. Now...i need sex if im to be stranded on the isle, obviously thats steph...BUT i also need someone to the side to cause a little drama on the isle (for example..the drama on temptation isle)..Now this is hard, its a tri-tie between Jew, Gwen and Brandon. We'll come back to this one later. Ok now...obviously im going to need emotional support from the drama caused by the sex. So this is a tie between andrea and jew...but now i have jew as canadiate for this catagory, so she cant be a sex one...so gwen and brandon are left to the sex. Lets see...im going to pick jew for emotional support, but see'ing as im a rebel, i've already parachuted andrea down to the isle before we leave on the boat. So now i got Justin, Jew, andrea and a tie between gwen and brandon. Thats technically three. OBVIOUSLY we need the isle stoners...Which goes straight to nick barr. But nick barr being the stoner, needs a supplier of pot...so taylor looks like he could be a druglord of the isle. So now i got Steph, Jew, Andrea, Gwen/Brandon, Nick and Taylor. Now....fuck the 5, i need more than this. So we'd got the brawn, the brains (me), the sex, the support, the stoners, the druglord. Now we need a villian of the isle....OBVIOUSLY this goes to josh, who is naturally evil, Toner who looks like a ninja and ninjas are for the mostpart evil.

Recapping
Justin - The brawn
Steph - The sex
Gwen/brandon - The controversial Sex
Andrea/Jew - Emotional support
Nick Barr - The Stoner
Taylor - Druglord
Josh/Toner - The evil to offset the good

Now we have to deside who the contro. sex really is...so lets do a pro/con
Gwen Pro - Has a vagina...Is a fox...has a vagina
Brandon Pro - ............Has a big nose
Gwen Con - Believes she's god
Brandon Con - Has a penis

As you can tell from this extensive researchical study, Gwen is a better choice to have controversial sex with...So gwen is the sex.
But now where does that leave brandon? OBVIOUSLY He's the isle Chef, being as his nose is large and can smell good food, analyze the smell and make it better.

Ok...Now i need two more poeple...Sarah needs to be there, because she has a problem with talking, so she's going to be the stupid humor of the isle...the person who finds the most unfunny things funny. Cause she does...like mich hedburg, she finds him funny.
And for the last person....I do believe i need...

can anyone guess?

Yes, KYLE...DUH....because he's me...Jeezus, dumbasses.

------EDIT-------

And for my sanity's sake, good charlotte...and every band i hate would be parachuted in from time to time for me to have them engage in my own Gladiator matches...Cause as king of the isle, i would have set up a collisium (built by justin)

Ok thats my list of poeple i would take with me.
Peace

This was from like a fucking year ago haha.
I love myself

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-03-05T22:20:00

2005-03-06T03:32:37Z

Here's an update comin atcha.

Alright...senior week. Prolly the coolest week EVER. I hung out with julie like almost every day. Anyway, i shall speak of KKJAM.

Monday: Kelsey: Me and Chris Coy became friends, prolly the coolest kid alive. We had a dance partaaayyy, i danced to halloween music and it was humorous. Me and donny played chess, and i let him dominate and then he made a buncha mistakes and i whooped his ass hahaha. And then me and julie and and got dunkin donuts. Coy, Jon, Klee and me played chinese checkers and that game takes fuckin foreevveerrr. And then we all chilled around and chatted. And i past out.

Tuesday: Klee: Once again, chilled around. chatted. ate some food. and we went to sleep. It realy wouldnt be too exciting for most of you, but these kids can turn anything into a fucking mad good time :D. Haha i love them.

Wednesday: Jon: Once again, we chilled around. Ate mad food, jon's mom made a flippin feast. Julie played ddr WITH FLIPPIN GWEN. *tear* I completely dominated eveyrone else. Everyone was trying on their outfits for the next day, and i chilled with jjuulliiee. I saw gwen's vagina..ew. We watched Best of willferrel pt. 1 and 2. And thheenn everyone got tired, so we put on MP and the holy grail. and me and julie stayed up talking till like fuggin 2ish and then went to sleep. When we woke up, i drove julie and i to schoooooool <3. I love her.

Thursday: Alyssa: I skipped this one.

Friday: Matt: Oh man, flippin awesome night. I got there early with jon edicola and me/jon/matt jammed out and such on his sicknasty geetar. Everyone started showing up and we ate dinner. We watched the Lipsync dvd like 80 times. The boys played some poker and jon edicola dominated. Played some Super Smash Bros. (flippin great game). We watched the tenacious d video and then van wilder. We put on Zoolander but everyone got tired and turned it off. Me and julie stayed up till like 2ish again talking and then fell asleep. Julie woke me up at like 5am cause she had to leave and i was sad :( i passed back out at like 6 and woke up at 10. Me and coy were the first ones awake, everyone else slept like a fucking rock for like another half hour. Then we all got food and i headed home.

All in all, My week could not have been anybetter. I was gunna drink yesterday, bought some stuff. But ended up not drinking cause matt's parents were being keen. And yah know what? I dont curr. I can have fun with those guys without getting drunk and its awesome :D.

Right now, im waiting for jules to get home from work. She's prolly dead tired.

Tommorrow, i gotta wake up and pick up josh. Then i plan on coming home taking a shower and going job hunting.

I'm gunna go play some fuggin ddr for a bit. Peace out kiddies.

Oh and fyi. My life is fucking amazing <3 I feel bad for people who dont love their life like i love mine.

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-02-28T05:23:00

2005-02-28T10:31:06Z

Well i guess this is as good a time as any for a well placed update.

My vacation was spectacular. I spent the first 6 days hanging out with julie - annndd then the parent factor kicked in and that record dropped. Basically, we went to various movies...visited Joe Bean alot (damn good chai there)...Chilled at my house a bit...chilled with various people. Let see, we saw two movies...Constantine (which fucking rooocckkk so hXc) and Hitch (which i thought was a cute movie). Wednesday was a really good day. Julie and i planned on going to the Joe Bean (our little secret way of getting her mom to drop her off so i could kidnap her wink wink) and we were going to hang out until i think it was like 7...and we'd go chill with Sara Desinger...Unfortunately, sara was a HUGE jerk HUUGGEEE. and i got julie all night. It made me sad though cause julie got soooooooo stressed out. Anyway, at like 8ish we went bbaacckk down to joe bean and met up with brandon and tori and we chilled and then kyle steve cory and jordan came...we all went to kyles for a bit. theeennn steve drove julie and i home. Friday i FINALLY fucking got my car registered...annnddd a few various problems happened haha. The front door doesnt open from the inside...only outside...it needs new oil...probably a new alternater...needs a deck..the inside needs some serious cleaning...anndd i need to get the engine "serviced"...whut ev, its a damn good car for 500 buckaroos hahahaha. Anyway, Saterday julie and i had our first real date. Well first we hung out with carly and andrea whom got me a wonderful present...and then we went to my house for an hour...and i dropped andrea and carly back off at home and julie and i brought my mom to work. Thheennnn julie and i went back to my house for 2 seconds and then went to charlies for dinner....see thats where we kinda had a date...i drove! HAHA! i love driving. Anyway....then we went and chilled at my house for an hour...what a wonderful person i date <3 then i drove her hoommmee and it was sad :( and today i did nothing....

Wow this was a wonderful update...thats all youll get for like another year....

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-02-27T21:20:00

2005-02-28T02:20:20Z

Really Long Survey (over 200)
Created by starsbleed2nite and taken 70476 times on bzoink!
What is your name?	John "Hey...arnt you like totally badass" Myers
Are you named after anyone?	Yah...my dad...ew...i dislike having a roman numeral 2 after my name
What's your screename?	Plagueofllamas
Would you name a child of yours after you?	No
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?	Zoe! Haha no, i dont know..i didnt name myself
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?	...I wouldnt switch with anyone
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?	John MAYER...FUCK OOOFFFFF its myers.
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?	Naw, id merge the names Joyers
Basics
Your gender:	Uhh...how many girls do you know named john?
Straight/Gay/Bi:	Straight
Single?	Nay my son
If not, do you want to be?	haha..NO
Birthdate:	02/19/86
Your age:	19
Age you act:	varies on my mood
Age you wish you were:	....this one?
Your height:	5'9"
Eye color:	hazel..ish
Happy with it?	Yup
Hair color:	Brown
Happy with it?	no its dull
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:	Right for the most part
Your living arrangement:	With my mom and sisters?
Your family:	Mom and 3 sisters
Have any pets?	i dont
Whats your job?	...."jobless" for the moment
Piercings?	Naw, had my lip done but...i lost it
Tattoos?	naw not yet
Obsessions?	...various things
Addictions?	Janes
Do you speak another language?	I enjoy english
Have a favorite quote?	Alot
Do you have a webpage?	Nope
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?	Si
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?	Yah...for the most part
Do you have any secrets?	Yup...well from all of you, minus julie
Do you hate yourself?	lol, omg no..are you kidding?
Do you like your handwriting?	Yah
Do you have any bad habits?	...Yah i fart burp spit...im a man BITCH
What is the compliment you get from most people?	Ummm...nice shoes?
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?	"Secret Secrets: The autobiography turned movie about John Myers"
What's your biggest fear?	Death
Can you sing?	haha no
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?	Nope...except when i play ddr i pretnd to be Barishnakov(sp?)
Are you a loner?	Nope
What are your #1 priorities in life?	Julie, Me....end
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?	Hells fucking yah
Are you a daredevil?	No...haha...a certain pavillion roof comes to mind...cough
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?	Zilcho my friend
Are you passive or agressive?	Passive
Do you have a journal?	Yah...this one
What is your greatest strength and weakness?	I can bench press a small horse....greatest weakness is that was a lie
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?	Nothing
Do you think you are emotionally strong?	Yah
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?	Nope
Do you think life has been good so far?	...haha since 4 months ago
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?	Persistance is rewarded
What do you like the most about your body?	My penis fucking rocks the KAAAHHZZZ BBAAHHH
And least?	I dont have that fucking v thing
Do you think you are good looking?	eh...julie says i am
Are you confident?	I guueeesss
What is the fictional character you are most like?	John myers
Are you perceived wrongly?	Sometimes
Do You...
Smoke?	Nope
Do drugs?	Tried it, not my thing
Read the newspaper?	Yah
Pray?	Haha...no
Go to church?	Nay
Talk to strangers who IM you?	Yah
Sleep with stuffed animals?	No
Take walks in the rain?	Hells yah
Talk to people even though you hate them?	yup
Drive?	YAH!!
Like to drive fast?	yyyaahhhh~~~~~
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?	haha no i dont...i find my voice obnoxious
Hurt yourself?	Nope
Been out of the country?	Yes i would
Eaten something that made other people sick?	Some people dont like mayo and sliced tomato sandiwiches...they have never lived
Been in love?	Yup, Julie Elizabeth Petrie <3
Done drugs?	Yah
Gone skinny dipping?	nope
Had a medical emergency?	Yah hahaha
Had surgery?	Not really...do stitches count?
Ran away from home?	Dont need to
Played strip poker?	Nope
Gotten beaten up?	Never
Beaten someone up?	Yah
Been picked on?	Yah
Been on stage?	Yup
Slept outdoors?	Yah
Thought about suicide?	hahaha..no
Pulled an all nighter?	Yah
If yes, what is your record?	3days
Gone one day without food?	yup
Talked on the phone all night?	yah
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?	Yup
Slept all day?	si
Killed someone?	Nope
Made out with a stranger?	Does spin the bottle count?
Had sex with a stranger?	No
Thought you're going crazy?	Nope
Kissed the same sex?	Yah
Done anything sexual with the same sex?	Nope
Been betrayed?	Yah
Had a dream that came true?	Yah
Broken the law?	Yah
Met a famous person?	Nope
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?	Nope
On purpose?	Nope
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?	Nope
Stolen anything?	Yah
Been on radio/tv?	Nope
Been in a mosh-pit?	Nope
Had a nervous breakdown?	Nope
Bungee jumped?	Nope
Had a dream that kept coming back?	Yah
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?	Nothing to disprove it, but also nothing to prove it
Miracles?	Fuck no
Astrology?	Hell naw
Magic?	Nope
God?	Nadda
Satan?	Nay
Santa?	Nope
Ghosts?	Naw
Luck?	Si
Love at first sight?	eeehhh
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?	Yah
Witches?	Nope
Easter bunny?	Nay
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?	Yah
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?	No
Do you wish on stars?	Ya....NOPE
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?	I dont believe in any view of heaven and hell...If anything life on earth is hell, and when we die we're finally at peace so it can be consered a heaven like thing. So...no
Do you think God has a gender?	I dont think god is anything...I dont believe in it
Do you believe in organized religion?	Again...no
Where do you think we go when we die?	The chemicals and molecules that make up our bodies is recycled back into the earth to become something new
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?	Nope
Who is your best friend?	Julie
Who's the one person that knows most about you?	Julie
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?	Don't threaten someone with a gun
Your favourite inside joke?	Don't have one
Thing you're picked on most about?	my fucking accent...BITCHES
Who's your longest known friend?	Nikki
Newest?	Umm...i dunno
Shyest?	Julie
Funniest?	ANDY FUGGIN PETER~~~~~~
Sweetest?	Bailey :D
Closest?	Julie
Weirdest?	Gwen
Smartest?	Mmmm andy fuggin peter...and everyone else
Ditziest?	Dunno
Friends you miss being close to the most?	ummmm..dunno
Last person you talked to online?	Julie
Who do you talk to most online?	Julie
Who are you on the phone with most?	Julie
Who do you trust most?	Julie
Who listens to your problems?	Julie
Who do you fight most with?	No one i dont think
Who's the nicest?	Julie....
Who's the most outgoing?	Gwen
Who's the best singer?	Julie...Christ this is becoming a pattern
Who's on your shit-list?	Quiet a few people
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?	Yah...julie...haha
Who's your second family?	Dont have one
Do you always feel understood?	Naw
Who's the loudest friend?	GWEN
Do you trust others easily?	Nope...well i pretend
Who's house were you last at?	Kyles?
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:	Julies...
Do your friends know you?	A few
Friend that lives farthest away:	probably...Ummmmmcara?
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?	Hell no
What do you find romantic?	Most of the cliche stuff haha
Turn-on?	Alot of stuff
Turn-off?	Alot of stuff
First kiss?	I dont even remeber
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?	Prolly tellum to piss off im takin haha
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going	yah
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out	Si
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv	....mm..no?
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?	Nope
What is best about the opposite sex?	Sensitivity
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?	Emotionally unstable? haha
What's the last present someone gave you?	"Can-o-sutra"
Are you in love?	Yah
Do you consider your significant other hot?	Haha hells yah
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?	....someone dead?
You wanted to kill?	Mmmm...
That you laughed at?	Julie
That laughed at you?	Dunno
That turned you on?	haha
You went shopping with?	julie/carly/andrea/cory
That broke your heart?	Julie
To disappoint you?	mmmm? dunno
To ask you out?	No one
To make you cry?	haha
To brighten up your day?	Christ...Im just gunna answer julie cause thats all it is
That you thought about?	Julie
You saw a movie with?	Julie
You talked to on the phone?	Julie
You talked to through IM/ICQ?	Julie
You saw?	Julie
You lost?	....no one
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?	Going outside? no
Will it be with your significant other?	---
Or some random person?	---
What are you wearing right now?	Peacoat...shorts..socks
Body part you're touching right now:	Uhh...the keyboard?
What are you worried about right now?	Nothing
What book are you reading?	Angels & Demons by Dan Brown
What's on your mousepad?	a vast emptiness
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:	Amazing, happy, joyful, superduper, splendid
Are you bored?	Nope
Are you tired?	Nope
Are you talking to anyone online?	Yah
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?	Nope
Are you lonely or content?	Content
Are you listening to music?	Acdc
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boredaznfanatic @ 2005-02-20T23:51:00

2005-02-21T06:14:09Z

Last Cigarette: I dont smoke, i like breathing
Last Alcoholic Drink: umm...i had a beer at monicas...worst thing ive EVER drank.
Last Car Ride: Tonight, home from marks haha
Last Kiss: Mmmm few hours ago :)
Last Good Cry: Last time julie slept over haha
Last Library Book: Dennis millers rants
Last book bought: cant even remeber
Last Book Read: A lesson before dying *gag*
Last Movie Seen in Theatres: Constantine...UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLY good.
Last Movie Rented: Before Sunset
Last Cuss Word Uttered: Shit
Last Beverage Drank: water
Last Food Consumed: marks
Last Crush: Oh man, i havent had that drink in awhile.
Last TV Show Watched: Even Stephens
Last Time Showered: sometime around 3
Last Shoes Worn: Vans
Last CD Played: Jay Z's Black Album
Last Item Bought: ...technically marks
Last Download: Static X - This is not
Last Annoyance: mmmmm some people
Last Disappointment: Julie and I's time being interrupted by an hour
Last Soda Drank: Dew
Last Thing Written: dew
Last Key Used: Key to ma carizzle
Last Words Spoken: I love you, to julie...duh
Last Sleep: 2:40ish
Last Ice Cream Eaten: Cherry Panda Paws
Last Chair Sat In: This one
Last Webpage Visited: Purevolume

THIRTEEN RANDOM THINGS YOU LIKE:
13. The first sip of any drink
12. Julie's breath on my neck
11. Socks that come right outta the dryer
10. Skating
09. Strumming my lute on a rainy day
08. Watching the rain in the springtime
07. Music of all sorts
06. Lying in Julie's arms, Watching stars
05. Ovaltine
04. Curling up on my bed and reading.
03. Hugging Julie
02. Kissing Julie (noticing a trend?)
01. Everything about Julie

TWELVE MOVIES YOU LIKE:
12. Office Space
11. Clerks
10. Mall Rats
09. Pulp Fiction
08. Garden State
07. The Notebook
06. Before Sunset
05. Batman Forever
04. Pirates of the Carribean
03. Josie and the Pussycats
02. Vanilla Sky
01. Salton Sea

ELEVEN GOOD BANDS/ARTISTS:
11. Alien Ant Farm
10. MCR
09. Steve Miller Band
08. The Doors
07. Jay Z
06. Kanye West
05. Tupac
04. Jason Mraz
03. Primus
02. Almost Tommorrow
01. Led Zeppelin

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU:
10. Im completely infatuated haha....<3 jk Im in love
09. When i really laugh, i go silent
08. I'm in a constant state of bliss <3
07. I love Vidja Games
05. I say Ben like Bin
04. Im piss scared of heights
03. I lack maturity...haha....and the ability to spell
02. I usually stay pissed for 2 seconds
01. I'm probably the coolest person youll ever meet

NINE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH:
09. Stacey
08. Klee
07. Carrie
06. Andy
05. Jon
04. Donny
03. Monica
02. Tommy
01. The rest of the crew

EIGHT FAVORITE FOOD/DRINKS:
08. Cubano
07. Rubano
06. Fettachini Alfredo
05. Ramen
04. Steak
03. Jason Cooks Apples
02. Eggs in a nest
01. Tacos

SEVEN THINGS YOU WEAR DAILY:
07. pants
06. underwear
05. hat
04. shirt
03. shoes
02. ...socks
01. ....bra?

SIX THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
06. People's crappy relationships
05. A lack of a vehicular motion
04. How i constantly make typos
03. Julie's parents
o2. When ramen loses its wetness
01. People uncapping pens and leaving them

FIVE THINGS YOU TOUCH EVERY DAY:
05. my WET NAKED BODY
04. the keyboard
03. my hair
02. food
01. my face?

FOUR SHOWS YOU WATCH:
04. Even Stephens
03. Seinfield
02. ....seinfield
01. SNL

THREE CELEBS YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON:
03. Johnny Depp
02. Val Kilmer
01. Brad Pitt....Haha im gay

TWO PEOPLE ON MYSPACE YOU HAVE KISSED:
02. Julie
01. Julie

ONE PERSON YOU COULD SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH:
01) Julie

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-02-15T01:38:00

2005-02-15T06:39:52Z

I'm moving my birthday ghettogether to next saterday, not this one. A) some peeps are away b) i dunno...i wont have money for refreshments....plus my moms making me tacos and you can all SUCK MY ASS! your not getting any of that!!!!

So next saterday, stop over...say whatsup...chances are...ill be playin some ddr

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-02-14T12:32:00

2005-02-14T18:33:20Z

So...i skipped school...again...to got to the dmv..again...to register my car...AFUCKINGGAIN. What happens. Nope. Mom comes home. Goes to sleep. No one wakes me up, nothing. I skipped, on valentines day...i skipped see'ing julie...i skipped hugging her and telling her i love her. Cause my mom promised me AGAIN that i'd get my car. And what'd i do. I foolishly fucking trusted her...thats the last time. My mom can go and fucking die in a car accident for all i care...oh..wait..she cant..why? CAUSE WE DONT HAVE A FUCKING CAR.

This next section is not meant to cause drama, It's meant for me to fucking bitch, so dont fucking respond if you plan on stating your opinion..cause i don't wanna hear it. I dont wanna hear your fake sympathy, your unintelligible rebukes. Nothing. So if your gunna read it, sit the fuck down, shut your fucking mouth and read. Don't bitch.

First off since the following section is about me being pissed over people talking shit behind my back - i'll state my position on this Elis situation. I did not shit talk about elis, i stated how i felt. And if you say its the other way around i will fucking bitch slap you. What she said was rude in my eyes, despite if it was seen as a compliment. "Yah the show wasn't worth it" "I laughed at a few things" "Your probably the funniest" are rude in my eyes for the sole fucking reason that it doesn't look like she see's that improv meant alot to me, to get up on stage and try my fucking hardest to keep the show clean. People who know me, know that if someone makes me feel like shit - i have a hard time talking to them about it. I'm self concious and i feel that person is just going to laugh at me. So i go to other people and see if they felt the same way as me, and if they do i generally work up the courage to say something. If you consider your self good friends with me...and you don't know that much...your a bad fucking friend. I asked Julie, Andrea and Carly what they thought. And carly went and told elis - and elis either took it as talking shit or carly told her i was talking shit...it matters not to me what happened, fact is..i planned on talking to elis and carly took it apon herself to go and give her side of the story, a story in which SHE HAS NO RIGHT to tell. That was also extremely rude. Anyway, fact is i was not talking shit Elis...and despite your fucking view - i was being mature. I wanted to make sure i wasn't in the wrong before i went and talked to you.

Now on to what i really planned on talking about. Since i was on the car subject, im going to go into what i've recently heard said about me. A few certain people were overheard to be talking about how i am "Unappreciative" and how im not thankful for getting rides. Once again, if your a bad friend - your going to think this. A good friend, would know JUST HOW SHITTY i feel when i ask for a ride. Jess Johnson i consider a good friend because once at play practice she could tell i felt like shit when i asked and she was like "You really feel horrible when you ask don't you?". Do you people really believe that i like mooching rides, do you think i enjoy having to ask for a ride. None of you fucking understand how i feel...because all of you..HAVE A FUCKING CAR. Do you understand how bad it is, not having a fucking car WHATSOEVER. I have to find rides to work, to people's houses...if i'm late for school..I CANT GO unless its warm and dry and shit out. And you say IM FUCKING UNAPPRECIATIVE. Or that driving me around is fucking expensive. Oh god forbid the less than 2 bucks it costs to come to my house and get me. Is that how much my friendship is worth to you...its worth so much that less than 2 bucks is enough to complain about being able to hang out/help me. I always offer gas money too, which is funny. Whatever though, i completely see your point. I'm just there to hang out when you feel like it. I'm nothing important. It's so fucking funny how i really believed some of my friends were good friends, when in actuality - i shoulda believed something my friend said once. "There not good poeple john-man." Words of wisdom those were. But whateeevvv, yah know. After this year, i can move into my own apartment...and i won't have to deal with all this.

I've also recently heard it be told that i turn everything into a big deal. Once again, good friends wouldn't think this - bad friends however wouldn't notice...this is the first time i've bitched about being wronged in SO LONG. Good friends don't even get my bitching. When i bitch, when i "turn something into a big deal", i do so when i feel i've been wronged/offended/insulted/etc. If you feel that you have the right to bitch about me bitching, then you can go eat a fucking cake. I listen and notice when everyone else around me gets pissed and bitches - and i'm not allowed the right to get mad when i feel i've been getting the shaft? Everyone expects John to always be fucking happy, never have a problem with anything. Yah, and i expect you to suck my dick while i take a shit, something your just not gunna do. I get offended just like every other person...i have morals and values that can be violated by people just like EVERY OTHER PERSON. How fucking DARE you get annoyed with that. I normally keep quiet when people do shit that annoys me. Like i dunno, as an example. Bitching about how you hate when people are so immature and talk shit about people behind their backs...then talk shit about kelsey - who is an amazing fucking person. That annoys me, i never say anything.

It's weird how much you wonder after you hear someone say stuff when i have no chance of hearing it. It really makes me wonder what else has ever been said about me. I think the only people who have a right to legitimently bitch about me is, well melissa godkin - cause we had a legit arguement and she came to me when i offended her which i respect. That's something i could never do, cause like i said, i cant just go up to someone when i've been wronged. But see right now, im just tired of all the facades, im tired of all the pseudo niceness. And i feel like bitching because i dont have my fucking car. I swear if i get shit, im going to eat someones fucking face.

I feel soooooooo much better now, whew...Ill go make me some ramen, play some ddr and wait for julie to get home now.
Ta-ta

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-02-12T16:00:00

2005-02-12T21:06:20Z

7 Days till my last year as a teen.
One year till im 20.
A new number :)
I'm going to be a total adult.
I'm so excited.

I have the most amazing girlfriend <3. She's perfect. And she's my valentine ^.^ I love her ever so much.

My house is really small. But if anyone wants to stop by for a few to say happy birthday next saterday its cool. My mistake....Team Scandal, not kelsey and crew...Team scandal sounds cooler..anyway...they're prolly gunna be there, so if some people don't wanna chill i'll understand.

Did i mention...Julie is fucking amazing times a million and four?

Work 7 to 11 tonight, woo.

Julie and I are destined to duodate with Tommy and Monica!! Holllaaa.

Tim came into work yesterday looking for sharktale, it saddened me to tell him we were all out.

And im getting sick of people asking for ray and shall we dance or friday night lights..christ. Jesus. God. Gwen. BFFL!

This is a retarded entry.

I love Julie more then you <3

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-02-11T17:23:00

2005-02-11T22:25:53Z

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-02-06T12:57:00

2005-02-06T17:59:37Z

You scored as Sadistic Humour. Congratulations, you scored Sadistic Humour. You find the little things in life to be funny, and have a great sense of humour, whether it's stupid or dark. You're probably young, and older people don't understand why it's all so fucking hillarious. Either way, check out: Clerks, Mallrats, Napoleon Dynamite, Wayne's World.

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Sadistic Humour

90%

Sci-Fi/Fantasy

85%

Mindfuck

70%

Mindless Action Flick

55%

Artistic

55%

Romantic Comedy

40%

Drama/Suspense

30%

Movie Recommendation.
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What was that, your fuckin awesome john? I concur

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-02-02T14:04:00

2005-02-02T19:06:05Z

knee toe what: i found that article
knee toe what: it's titled, Love or Infatuation?
knee toe what: Infatuation is fleeting desire--one set of glands calling to anothier. It is marked by a feeling of insecurity. you are excited and eager but not genuinely happy. there are nagging doubts, unanswered questions, little bits and pieces about the relationship that you would just as soon not examine too closely. it might spoil the dream.
knee toe what: Love is friendship that has caught fire. It takes root and grows one day at a time. it is quiet understanding and mature acceptance of imperfection. It gives you strength and grows beyond you to bolster your beloved. You are wamred by his presence, even when he is away. miles do not separate you. but near or far you know he is yours and you can wait.
knee toe what: infatuation says, "we must get married right away. i can't risk losing him." Love says, "be patient,, dont' panic. plan your future with confidence."
knee toe what: Infatuation has an element of sexual excitement. whenever you are together, you hope it will end in intimacy. love is not based on sex. it is the maturation of friendship that makes sex so much sweeter. you m ust be friends before you can be lovers.
knee toe what: infatuation lacks confidence. when he's away you wonder if he's being unfaithful. sometimes, you check.
knee toe what: love means trust. you are calm, secure and unthreatened. he feels your trust, and it makes him even more trustworthy. infatuation might lead you to do things you will regret, but love never steers you in the wrong direction.
knee toe what: love is elevating. it lifts you up. it makes you look up. it makes you better than you were before

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-02-01T20:09:00

2005-02-02T01:12:17Z

People who talk shit about me behind my back really get on my nerves at the moment.

People who fucking instant msg me after i distinctly told them NEVER to fucking speak to me agian piss me off.

Fucking im so pissed. I need to talk to julie.

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-01-31T20:18:00

2005-02-01T01:27:45Z

_______Your Life_______

[x] name: John
[x] sex: dude
[x] occupation: CSR for blockbusttaahhh
[x] favorite people: GWEN! haha, and julie ;)

[x] favorite place to be: With julie <3
[x] favorite color(s): blue
[x] three main interests: Games, Skating, Guitar ^_^
[x] your house is: clean

[x] describe yourself in four words: Loser, Gook, Crazy, Sexy
[x] best fuck: This one time....
[x] job: Uhhh the same as before

_______Rewind_______

[x] most memorable memory: October 30th at like 2am :)
[x] worst: dunno
[x] favorite word of all time: any of your typical vulgar words
[x] first best friend ever: Asian kid named Jay from alabama
[x] first fuck: i was swinging on the swing set during 1st grade and i jumped off so i flew through the air, fell on the ground and skinned my knee and said fuck

_______Love?_______

[x] love is: Julie
[x] are you in love: mhmm
[x] love or lust?: love
[x] when love hurts, you: cry like a little girl....to bad it doesnt hurt
[x] true or false: all you need is love: true
[x] is there such thing as love at first sight? no
[x] if someone fucks you over, you: usually stop talking to them

_______Opposite Sex_______

[x] turn ons: Anything julie touches me, rawr ;)
[x] your parent's opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: My mom loves julie!
[x] the sweetest thing a member of the opposite sex can do for you?: Continue living :)
[x] best place to fuck: someplace comfortable i guess
[x] tall or short: tall
[x] looks or smarts: A combination...ie...julie
[x] are you the type of person to HOLLA and ask for numbers?: no

_______Picky Picky_______

[x] best pets: Fluffball, or Mr Squiggles
[x] short or long hair: long
[x] sunshine or rain: rain if its the good rain, but mostly sunshine
[x] ink or piercings: ink
[x] hugs or kisses: both
[x] straight edge or druggy: sxe
[x] favorite drink: lots of things
[x] snail mail or e-mails: e-mails?
[x] playstation or nintendo: ps
[x] car or skateboard: skateboard
[x] best place for a photo shoot: .......DURING AN ECLIPSE!?
[x] sing or dance: either or, i dont do either

_______Lately_______

[x] how are you today? amazing
[x] what pants are you wearing right now? grey dickies
[x] What shirt are you wearing right now: orange bob marley
[x] what does your hair look like at the moment? matted
[x] what song are u listening to right now? Aqua - Candyman
[x] last time you had sex? *flashs the v-card*
[x] last dream you can remember? something with julie in it haha
[x] who are you talking to right now? UHHHH
[x] what time is it? 8:34

_______More About YOU!_______

[x] what are the last four digits of your phone number? 2568
[x] if u were a crayon, what colors would you be? blue
[x] ever OD'd? dunno, do i look like i lack a pulse?
[x] what's the next CD you are going to buy? dunno
[x] what's the last drug you took? pot
[x] what's the best advice ever given to you? dont give up
[x] what's the stupidest thing u have ever done? mmmm...
[x] how many kids do you want to have? 2
[x] plan on getting married? Mhmmm
[x] what are you most scared of? nothing
[x] how many TV's do you have in your house? 3
[x] vegan, veggie or carnivore: carnivore LIKE HUMANS FUCKING SHOULD BE YOU STUPID PEOPLE
[x] have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? yah
[x] who do you tell your dreams to? anyone, but only if my dreams are funny
[x] your boyfriend/girlfriend is: Julie Elizabeth Petrie
[x] your parents are: sleeping
[x] eyes: hazel
[x] skin color: white
[x] in school: 12th grade
[x] prejudices: no one, i love all
[x] pet peeves: lots of things

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-01-27T17:17:00

2005-01-27T22:36:43Z

1)Using band or artists names, spell out your first name.
J - efferson airplane
O - ffspring
H - ot Action Cop
N - ine Inch Nails

2) Have you ever had a song written about you?: naw
3) What song makes you cry?: Nadda
4) What song makes you happy?: The Turtles - So happy together
5) What do you like to listen to before bed?: dunno
6) Name a song by Coal Chamber: Big truck
7) Who was/were your idols when you were younger?: Never had idolsssss
8) First album you ever bought?: Prolly something by korn

Firsts
First job: McDonalds
First screen name: get this....plagueofllamas...the one i still have
First piercing/tattoo: lip
First enemy: andrew guthree
First big trip: umm....yah
First concert: Godsmack
First musician you remember hearing in your house: Guns n Roses

Lasts
Last big car ride: ummm...
Last hug: carly and drea
Last library book: Senior project books
Last movie seen: Lemoney snickits
Last phone call: julie sometime
Last CD played: jason mraz
Last soda drank: dr pepper.
Last ice cream eaten: no idea
Last time scolded: dunno
Last website visited: myspace

I AM: bored to tears
I WANT: some food
I HAVE: the greatest girlfriend of all history
I WISH: , wish, why wish...i have everything i want
I HATE: nothing
I FEAR: heights
I HEAR: the fan
I WONDER: what julie is wearing ;)
I REGRET: nothing
I LOVE: Julie Elisabeth Petrie!!
I ACHE FOR: her fine bootie
I ALWAYS: enjoy a nice cup of tea
I AM NOT: at all sad
I DANCE: all the time.
I SING: all the time.
I CRY: never, im a man.
I WRITE: about stuff?
I CONFUSE: nothing, julie does that ;)
I NEED: food
I SHOULD: eat...food

Yes or No
YOU KEEP A DIARY: naw
YOU LIKE TO COOK: yes
YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: nope
HAVE A CRUSH: but of course ;)
WANT TO GET MARRIED: mmm...could beeee/yes
GET MOTION SICKNESS: naw
THINK YOURE A HEALTH FREAK: no
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: yah
LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: depends
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: brown
EYE COLOR: hazel?
BIRTHPLACE: the durty souf

Favorites
NUMBER: umm....20987263
COLOR: i like them all
DAY: friday
MONTH: febuary and june
SONG(S): anything all lovey
SEASON: spring
DRINK: d pepper

Preferences
CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: cuddle
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: hottiiieee
MILK, DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: white
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: vanilla

In The Last 24 Hrs, Have you...
CRIED? no
HELPED SOMEONE? nope
BOUGHT SOMETHING? yah
GOTTEN SICK? nope
GONE TO THE MOVIES? nope
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? yah
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: nope
TALKED TO AN EX?: yah
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL?: nope
HAD A SERIOUS TALK?: probably
MISSED SOMEONE? mhmm
HUGGED SOMEONE? mhmm
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? nope

Would You Ever:
1. Eat a bug? yah
2. Bungee jump? no
3. Kill someone? yah
4. Parachute from a plane? nope
5. Walk on hot coals? sure
6. Go out with someone for their looks? no need to go out with annyyyoonneee
7. Be a vegetarian? FUCK NO *this is me being disgusted*
8. Wear plaid with stripes? naw
9. IM a stranger? sure.
10. Sing Karaoke? yah
11. Get drunk off your bum? not anymmooorree
12. Shoplift? suuurree
13. Run a red light? yes
14. Star in a porn video? nope
15. Dye your hair blue? hahahahahahaha
16. Be on Survivor? nopppeee
17. Wear makeup in public? have done so
18. Not wear makeup in public? do so regularly
19. Cheat on a test? if it was math
20. Make someone cry? no, not intentionally :(
21. Date someone more than 10 years older than you? are they rich?
22. Stay up all night? mhmm

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-01-26T01:52:00

2005-01-26T06:53:21Z


julie elizabeth petrie is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-01-23T23:12:00

2005-01-24T04:12:25Z


ccr is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-01-23T21:05:00

2005-01-24T02:15:13Z

And when the smoke clears, there is me.
I'm updating with my life - imagine that shiat.

My life is good.

Thanks for reading.

boredaznfanatic @ 2005-01-23T02:19:00

2005-01-23T07:28:14Z

SECTION 1 (YOU)
* your name: John
* your gender: male
* age: 18
* height: 5'8ish
* hair color: brown
* eye color: hazel
* your location: webster
* fears: I AM FEARLESS!!

SECTION 2 (HAVE YOU EVER)
* peed your pants? haha as a child
* cheated on someone? nay. Unless thoughts count as cheating
* fallen off the bed? si
* fallen for a relative? cant say i have
* had plastic surgery? nahs
* broke someone's heart? i sure hope not
* had your heart broken? mmmmhmm, but its been repaired
* had a dream come true? definately :)
* done something you regret? eh, not really...it worked out in the end
* cheated on a test? true
* been raped? well...there was this one time
* broken a body part? MY WRIST!

SECTION 3 (CURRENTLY)
* wearing: jeans… acdc shirt, pimp shirt, shorts, socks, hat
* listening to: Greeney Day
* chewing: ...air
* feeling: Amazing, happy, blissful, giddy...any sort of happy word
* reading: yah, i have to read to type dumbass
* located: my room
* chatting with: No one :/
* watching: this?
* should REALLY be: Prolly sleeping, cause i dont think julie's comin backizzle

SECTION 4 (DO YOU)
* brush your teeth? yah, twice a day....i cant seem to get the middle day brushing in...i rinse my mouth like every 10min though
* like anybody? Like - nay...love? Julie
* have any piercings? Nil
* drive? when i gets my car
* believe in Santa Claus? nope
* ever get off the computer? sometimes

SECTION 5 (FRIENDS)
* who is the loudest? Gwen
* who is the shyest? Umm...one of the girls
* who laughs the most? Gwen
* who have you known the longest? Kneeecole Pratt...slash nikki
* who have you known the shortest? I just met Devia
* do you belong to a crew? Two
* do you hang out with the opposite sex? Hell no, slash yes...yes i do
* do you trust your friends? One...but technically she isnt my friend...
* are you a good friend? Im hoping i am
* can you keep a secret? depends on the secret

SECTION 6 (THE LAST PERSON YOU)
* hugged: Ms. Laskey haha
* kissed: Julie
* IMed: Julie
* talked to on the phone: Julie
* yelled at: Harding/Cheswick/Martini/Scanlon/Billy....cause i get pissed in the play...
* in love with: ...wait...hmm..this is har...wait no its not - julie

SECTION 7 (PERSONAL)
* what do you want to be when you grow up? Bartenderslashmailman
* what is your most embarrassing story? Getting caught masturbating by the ups dude
* the best day of your life? Oh i dunno, it seems like every day is better then the previous since dating julie
* what comes first in your life? Julie
* what do you usually think about before you go to bed? ummmmm...julie

boredaznfanatic @ 2004-12-29T17:26:00

2004-12-29T22:27:18Z

Alright so world of warcraft lost its flava after a month. Sorry cory - sorry bobby.

boredaznfanatic @ 2004-12-28T05:47:00

2004-12-28T10:59:08Z

25 days since an ACTUAL update. I figure tonights a good night.
Lemme go throw some clothes in the washer real fast.

Let's work from the past.

Christmas i worked all day. 2 to 8. What'd i do? Watched movies, ate cheese, crackers and summer sausage. Christmas day i worked 2 to 4, because it was so slow i got to go home early. Sunday i went to the movies with julie andrea and chrystal...finding neverland...good flick...Before hand we chilled at drea's house. My shoe gotripped up...before that we were at earthtones where i bought julie a christmas present.

Today, i woke up at chilled with blaine. I applied for an autoloan. We went to blockbuster, gamestop and tacobell. Chilled at his house. Came home at 5ish...5.30ish. Sat around until 8.30ish where bryan came and picked me up. Chilled at his house for a bit then went sledding. After sledding we went to wegmans....GRRRR...after that we went to monica's and watched napoleon dynamite...and despite what i thought...the movie KICKED SO MUCH ASS. OH MY GOD, i can't believe how amazing it was. Anyway, after that i came home. No julie...at all today...which IS FUCKIN DEPRESSING!

That girl is always the highlight of my day....and without her, i had to find a new damn highlight.

Anyway, tommorrow slash in 3 hours i got play practice all morning...then ill come home and if julie isnt online...im gunna call her. if she isnt home...im taking a nap. Cause i havent slept yet for various reason.

I seriously LOVE my life.

And just to get on julie's nerves....I'm gunna go write a private entry about various aspects of various events of a various person(mine)'s life. ;) <3 you hunny bunny.

boredaznfanatic @ 2004-12-18T00:33:00

2004-12-18T05:35:43Z

Guess who makes me feel like a billion fucking dollars? Yup! JULIE!
And i havent talked to her since school let out, and i miss her ever so much.
She's prolly sleeping.
How sad.

Now for a survey

C U R R E N T...
Clothes: Tan dickies, My blockbuster shirt, Vans shoes
Mood: Happy happy happy
Music: Dire Straits
Taste: Barqs
Make-up: nay
Hair: brown
Smell: i dunno...my room?
Thing: uhh...
Desktop Picture: Julie, duh
Favorite Artist: Led Zeppelin
Favorite Group: Led...Zeppelin
Book: The Rants by Dennis Miller
Tape in VCR: I believe Princess Bride
Color Of Toenails: Normal color
Worry: Not a daum thing

L A S T P E R S O N...
You Touched: cory, slapped him up
You Talked to: cory
You Hugged: julie
You Instant messaged: Shaina
You Yelled At: no one
You Kissed: Julie
F A V O R I T E...
Foods: Fettachini Alfredo, Taco, STEAK
Drink: Tea
Color: Anything
Shoes: Etnies/Vans
Sweets: Chocolate covered raisins
Animal: ferrets
TV Show: dont watch tv
Movie: to many to name
Song: priceless by copeland
Cartoon: powerpuff girls
W H O D O Y O U W A N T T O...
Kill: Bitches at try and condesend me at work
Slap: same as ^
Get Really Wasted With: Julie
Get really high with: Julie
Tickle: no one
Look Like: John my..oh...thats me
Talk To Offline: Julie
Talk To Online: uhh....JULIE!?
H A V E Y O U E V E R...
Been kissed? duh
Done Drugs? si
Eaten an entire box of Oreos? probably
Been on stage? yea
Dumped Someone? mhmm
Gotten in a car accident? nope
Been in love? Si si
I N T H E L A S T 2 4 H O U R S, H A V E Y O U...
Cried? nope
Helped someone? yah, tis my job
Bought something? food
Gotten sick? no
Gone out for dinner? no
Said "I love you"?: yes
Written a real letter? lol
Talked to an ex? yah
Missed an ex? naw
Talked to someone you have a crush on? Yup, but not since school let out
Had a serious talk? Naw
Missed someone? Yes
Fought with your parents? nope
Fought with a friend? nope
D O Y O U...
Wear eye shadow? no
Put on a "front"? no
Kiss on the first date? sure why not
Have a crush on someone? Of course :)
Eat with your mouth open? naw
How did you spend last summer? haha skating
When's the last time you showered? this morning
Are you lonely? Nope
Are you happy? Yes
Are you wearing pajamas? no
Are you talking to someone online? yea
What is your astrological sign? Uterus
What are you listening to/watching right now? Sugercult
Do you have a bf/gf?: yah
if you're single, why?: :)
Who was your first love?: my mom
What do you miss about them?: her nipples
Who online do you think is most attractive? uh...duh...me
Shoe size? 11ish

boredaznfanatic @ 2004-12-13T14:46:00

2004-12-13T19:46:50Z

yeeeaaaahhh sooooo

ive had alot of energy today unnnttiill fifth block where i passed out. we watched liar liar because its soooooo fun in that class.

but todays been good

alright update is over

boredaznfanatic @ 2004-12-12T17:36:00

2004-12-12T22:37:19Z

Friday i worked till 10 and then came home and did nothing
Saterday i woke up went to derricks went to work got home at 1 did nothing
today i woke up
did nothing

now im just waiting for sarah so we can practice our duo